Brutally honest awkward moments
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Oh the moments that make up the most mind messing, morally challenging days of our lives. The awkward moments. The moments you love to hate...enjoy!
1) Sitting next to a guy you find attractive while watching a flick with sex in it.
2) The wretched gas bubble in closed spaces or serene settings.
3) Toilet overflows in a home not yours.
4) For the women; when at a public restroom facility, hoovering over the squat blow, you manage to pee on the back of your pants.
5) The booger...mostly the ones that tickle but can't seem to find, so you find your self picking at your nose while other stare idol waiting for the results.
6) Credit card declines.
7) He who farts but does not claim the glory to the all mighty stank.
8) Calling your mother-in-law the wrong name.
9) The coveted fart and sneeze.
10) When you have to sneeze but don't want to blow germs everywhere so you try to keep your mouth closed and the sneeze gets stuck in your throat.
11) The stoner drool.
12) Coughing or sneezing a big think chuck of phlegm on the back of someones pants, or in your hand and no tissue readily available to discretely take care of the unsightly phlegm wad. Never really knew what to do about the mucus wad on the back of someones pants though. -though I have not done this myself (the pants thing) I have seen it done, and well....?
13) The 80's super short man shorts shot...once upon a time in a video game arcade, a man with super short shorts was playing Poll Position while elegantly displaying his prize trophies if you know what I mean.
14) When friends with hot hubbies (boyfriends) like to give hugs.
15) Talking with friends and being unable to look at another girls guy while speaking because you get the feeling she is a jealous being.
16) Parking on the wrong side of the gas station, then turning the car around to realize you are still on the wrong side.
17) Losing your bikini bottoms or top while surfing.
18) When you can play a guitar better than the showy man trying to impress you.
19) Tripping over air.
20) When your partner is talking to you but you can't keep your focus off the hottie that just walked by.
21) Anyone ever knock yourself out by closing a car door??? I have!
22) Getting a little too much drinky at the bar and finding out the next day that you were the "pro exhibitionist".
23) Skinning dipping...clothes missing.
24) Puking on a female cops shoes.
25) The phone call at 4am from a boyfriends imaginary girlfriend.
26) When you wave to someone and that other person doesn't see you, so you look like a total ass.
27) For the women; when your bra unclasped in public for no apparent reason.
28) For the women; you know when you got an itch. ???
29) Ever put on a pair of pants from the previous day, later on you realize that yesterdays underwear is hanging out the bottom of a pant leg.
30) Now this is one of the funniest if not most awkward moments a person can have. I have a friend who was at a bar with this girl. The girl was too drunk to drive, so my friend being the nice guy that he is tell this girl, "hey, I live down the street, you can take the bed, I will take the floor."
So the girl agrees and when he shows her to the bed, she starts to make out with him. Next thing you know, the girl is passed out in mid kiss. So my friend calls it a night, next thing you know, his dad is kicking him, "get the f*&k up!"
Not realizing what is going on, he gets up, goes out into the living room where is mom and dad are telling him to get this girl out of their house. Completely confused about the events that transpired, he sees the girl sitting on the couch. He looks at her, makes a question in his head, says, "what the hell did you do?"
He takes the girl outside so that she could freely speak, tells him her version of what happened, he goes back inside. His folks continue..., " That girl climbed into bed between me and your mother, but I didn't know it at the time,he dad says, so I got out of bed and took your mother with me, but when I realized it wasn't your mother..."
So my friend completely floored and wondering why this girl decided to get cozy with his folks, goes back outside to set this girl straight, and she is gone.
Now that is an awkward moment.
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31) The Porto potty cling on.
32) When your child calls someone other than their Dad, dad, or a younger lady Grandma.
33) When you are kickin' it at someones house enjoying their things and they ask you to leave because they have to go to bed.
34) Peeing with the door open thinking no one is home.
35) how do you spell queef?
36) Getting excited about a something like a candy bar thinking somone read your mind, then to realize that candy bar wasn't for you.
37) So, I am hanging out with a friend and his folks. I only met his mommy a couple of time so I wasn't feeling too comfortable, then as if I were her bestest friend eva...she sits down next to me and say, "You know what I got for mothers day?" I say, "no, what?" She replies, " I got my period. I haven't had a period in a year and a half." Then all I could say was..."God, I hope nature doesn't pull any surpirses on me when I am your age."
38) Taking a crap and not having any toilet paper nor anyone one around to help you.
39) For the pregnant ones, just one word...enema.
40) When the doctor asks you about the last time you had sex and for whatever reason, you find yourself trying to justify your reason for having sex.
41) Ok, this one is really bad, so skip it if you want. Ok girls...When um...you are un-kempt in a bikini and someone notices your sportin' a mohauk. LOL. I can't laughing at this one.
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CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER____A REAL CLIFF HANGER. OF COURSE THE BEST OUT OF THE BUNCH WAS---WHO WAS THAT GIRL?
AND WHAT DID MOM THINK WHEN SHE GOT LEFT BEHIND---BET THEIR STILL WORKING THAT ONE OUT.
Thanks jeromeo, that's funny. I don't know what moms thought other than "get that bi**h out of my house. Too much good stuff.
I remember once standing in the bus line, and this guy walks up to this other guy standing in the line and taps him on his head. When he turns around the first guy realizes that it's not the person he thought it was. Talk about apologies! He stood up there apologizing for about ten minutes, telling him that from behind he looked like someone he knew. Now that's embarassing.
:-) Waiting for The porto potty cling on.! and calls someone other than thier Dad, dad
Thanks
I got caught in loo and after no 2 found no paper. Had to call out to a stranger.
Very funny items in here. Will bookmark this for sure. Thanks
Once i did the same mistake what Lisa mentioned above but not apologized for 10mins.
With an upset stomach and no change in my pockets, I used for the first time a restroom at a mall in the Philippines. After making a big mess (SEE "upset stomach"), I discovered that the toilet-paper dispenser was coin-operated (SEE "no change in my pockets"). I won't get into the details of how I dealt with that situation.
Oh, has anyone ever been in public, approached someone from the rear, wrapped your arms around him or her from behind, thinking she/he was your significant other, and discovered a horrified stranger?
For men: getting especially intense "piss shivers" while standing among a bunch of guys at the urinals. NOT the best occasion for elbowing a strange man.
Thanks for all these comments, what a great way to start the day! Some funny stuff here. I think I found a couple of comments that can be deemed awkard. Thanks so much.
to be continued...
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u are really funny and gud, infact i luv ur messages.
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I can't wait for the next Hub....very funny..
What a hilarious list! I enjoyed reading it!
alright. you get a thumbs up. there are some things in here that made me laugh..
that is hilarious!
awesome list, can relate to the overflowed loo lol!
Lol! I'm glad I've never had an awkward moment like that before. Except the overflown toilet. That one SUCKED.
great hub sunshine ! love your photo ; I made a pass at myself just by looking at you ; that's brutally honest do !
funny
Thanks all for reading. I put up some more moments at da bottom of the hub, check it out, though you may not want to read the last one thus far.
baban78, huh? I like your ego.
Thats a great list. but I have to say... what the hell to #30
Thanks, a needed a belly laugh!
I would never have guessed there could be soooo many! Thought I'd had a lot of "activity" in my 20s, 30s, but "puking on a female cop's shoes" won't ever be a moment I'll have to remember! But, yes, as with some others (#30) would Never have been able to come up with these truly awkward moments! FUN HUB!
They say the best stories come from experience! *smiles*, as for the women cop. I think she felt sorry for me. She had my friend drive me home instead of arresting me. Thank God ehh?
I think I am the awkward walker. Life can be too much fun at times.
How about pooping somewhere when people can hear you and you accidentally let loose with some wicked gas thay you know the whole house heard.
I have to plead guilty to a couple. Still I have had planty of time to do them. Will I have enough time to do any more?
Did blow cigar smoke in policeman's face as he wrote me a speeding ticket. He was not impressed, nor was Val. Everybody believed I was endeavouring to commence WW3
Now that is some funny sh** right there Marmalade. If only I had enough balls to do that. :)
Elevator rides with colleagues who you have seen a million times but never spoken to. Do you speak or not? Always awkward for me.
How could I have forgotten that one liamp? Now that is an awkward moment. Next time, turn to one of them, grin just a smidge and say "sup", do a little hand wave, curtsy if possible. I bet you'll talk. Might be a little awkward for you to do however.
Thanks for the reply.
Getting caught by someone in another car as you pick your nose while stuck in traffic. The finger was there, it's clear what you were doing, but the car with the person who caught you isn't going away. You creep along next to them at 5 MPH for the next ten miles.
Calling your second wife by your ex-wife's name. Calling either of your wives by your sister's name, or vice-versa.
For men: Sitting in a chair at a certain angle, wearing shorts and boxers, accidentally exposing frank &/or beans.
Foamysquirl, your hillarious!
Usually I get along well with little kids and babies. But sometimes...Having someone else's children start to cry, howl, etc. just a little bit after their parents asked me to look after them for a few minutes. I feel like the mom and dad think I was abusing them or letting them play in traffic.
A fellow college student asked if he could sit next to me at a play. I teased him and said, "No, your parents don't pay me enough to be your friend." He teared up and told me it was the first anniversary of his parents' death in a car crash. He spent the rest of the night loudly bawling his head off in grief a few rooms down from my dorm room. Seeing him after that = awkward.
OMG! LMAO. I did something similar to a teacher I had in high school. She had a wicked zit on her chin. I didn't think much of it but I called it out pretty loud in class. Oh, I felt bad. I made one of my favorite teachers cry.
Yeah, I hate when little kids cry when you are watching them and it sounds like your beating the bloody hell out of them. That is an awkward feeling.
Anyone know that person to whom you've been introduced multiple times but whose name you keep forgetting? It's awkward to say for the fifth time, "Hello...Margaret?" It's even more awkward after the person replies, "I've told you before, my name's Richard."
Being told, "Hey dude, my eyes are up here." Thankfully, this hasn't happened to me, but I feel awkward by association.
Yip, been on both ends of the name game. LOL. Been on both ends of the boob thing too. LOL.
I mean I have been caught staring at gigantic boobies too.
OK, OK, this is the last one...this happens all the fricking time! I wash my hands after using the public restroom, turn the water on too hard, and get back-splash on my pants. Then I go back out into the restaurant or store looking like Peemeister McSprinkles.
Ok, this is gross but hey... I have this friend who was working in a surf shop one summer. He must have eaten something bad. So this one morning I am at home getting ready to go down to the beach when I get this phone call.
It's my friend asking me if I could pick up some shorts for him. Of course as cruel as I can be, I say, "no". He gets a little irritated with my shinanigans, and tells me I have to.
So of course I take the opportunity to ask why? So, after a few awkward moments on his part, he tells me I can't tell anyone about it. I say, Oh, you know I wont tell.
Being the dork he is, he told me. He had eaten something not so good from a burrito shop across the street and when he bent over, he squirted and didn't have any spare shorts and he was wearing his wet suit.
I said, "hell no!" As I laughed my happy ass over the phone to tell my friends about it. Of course I brought him some shorts, but when I got there he was pretty angry at me. I said, what's up?
He was pretty mad that I told everyone about what happened. And I said, " you the idiot who called me, as if I wouldn't tell."
very very funny!
Very funny, great hub.
I used to work with a woman who to be brutally honest had a beard. It wasn't a few whiffs of hair, it was a stubley goatee. I was working one weekend in the office and she was there with a few others and they all invited me to join them for lunch at a pizza resturant. I end up sat opposite to said women who also was quite overweight. Her pizza arrived first and she hacked into it immediately like it was hand-to-hand combat. After the first attack on her meal to raised her head to talk with the rest of us who were still waiting for out food and a strand of cheese about four inches long was hanging from her chin whiskers. She didn't notice and no one else was saying anything. Just how do you tell a woman there is a strand of cheese having off their beard? I should of said something but I just couldn't bring myself to say the words and it took about five minutes of toe cringingly 'don't look/must look' time for gravity to take effect.
Lol nice hub.
OMG all of this is too funny but so true!
One of the greatest funniests lists evre. About a third of them have already happened to me. With my luck, all i need to do is wait for a couple more years to pass and life events to occur before i catch up to you!
well, keep a roll of toilet paper with you at all time! This is the key to lifes most awkward moments. hahahahahahah.
Funny hub!
Here is one for you. You have a friend who is living with you. He has his own room. Good thing! Anyway, you are with your son, around mindnight, sitting in the living room. There are french doors that lead to a huge giant step to the ground (no proch ever built there). Now you have the scene.
You are sittng there. Out flies a gilr. No pants on. She heads for the french doors. We scream "Don't go out there, no steps!" CLUNK" Friend runs out. She has disappeared! Run off!!! Don't know where! (We lived in the woods)
Awkward moment with your teenage son there!!
This is hilarious. Did you actually go through all these experiences? Must say you are a funny woman, first the bit abt sex with god and then this amazing list. If there ever was a noble prize for funny blogs,you would win hands down for this hub. Waiting for the next part..
haha, thanks. I actually have experienced 99% of these. I have no shame! LOL. The other 1% was in observation or from friends.
My next act is to go to the grocery store, I am going to cut in front of a person with a couple of items and start unloading my buggy full of groceries. Then after I get smacked, punched or bitched out, I am gonna say: "you've been faked."
LOL, no camera. hahahaha
You are getting dangerous ;)
I pounded a girl in Sears dressing room at the mall once. We had just met moments before at the pretzel shop not 50 yards away from the scene of the crime. We decided to go into the girls dressing room. I went to town on her, and I was very close to finishing my disastrous deed, when all of the sudden, a mom and a young daughter come in. Before I had time to react, I pulled out to unleashed a wrathful load all over the mirror behind the girl. My eyes locked with the mothers eyes for a moment, then I looked down to see that the mother was covering her daughters eyes. She stood there staring at me for what seemed like forever with her jaw dropped. The silence was suddenly broken by the female I was with screaming at the top of her lungs. The mother closed the door and I looked at the girl to notice she pissed herself out of fear. Once all was said and done, I was the one that had to scrub the piss off the carpet, clean the man chowder off the mirror, and right a bunch of appology letters...
well now that is definitely brutal, not sure if it is honest, and it is definitely a moment. Sick, nasty, yet erotic. Joking. Really??? I don't believe you but ok. :)
sandra you amazed me once again babe!! don't know how you always do it but... well anyways an awkward moment for me would have to be (sorry about this sandra) i was having fun with this girl named jessica and she whispered in my ear "baby whats my name?" and of course we met at a party so i didn't remember thanks to my friend jack and i sat there still doing my business and... u know
talk about awkward!!
Haha, that story is great! I hate when you wave to someone and they don't see you. That's the worst. Thanks for the laughs :)
Great Hub! I just wrote one yesterday that deals with some pretty embarrasing moments. http://hubpages.com/hub/Toilet-Talk-by-Adam-B
Also, I have not knocked myself out from a car door but I did slam my head in the door as I got in my car a while back. I split my ear open and it hurt like F**K!!! I was so pissed off and upset I wanted to run around screming and yell at someone. But it was me who was at fault.
Thanks Adam, funny how those things happen. :)
I think,one of these stories is a little more than R-Rated more like X -Rated ! Oil Well that ends well.
Hope your daughter can't read yet!
some great ones there, makes for a funny read.
Bumping into a friend you haven't seen in a long while in the supermarket and asking when the baby is due and she replies"I'm not pregnant" (just fat!!)
Reading these moments was hilarious! Good job on listing these.
Hey, anyone ever hear of RhettandLink? They are popular youtube comedians. They made a funny video about the awkward 'clogged toilet' situation and the uncomfortable situation of forgetting a person's name.
Clogged toilet funny video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CNg8WSlUjg
Forgetting someone's name: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXpn8sjo-94
They also have a ton of other videos regarding awkward moments! :D
ahaha this was entertaining
Just this weekend, on father's day, my wife and I stopped at costco to make a phone call on our way home from an overnight trip that we had taken, to see if we were still meeting the family for lunch. She dialed her grandpa's number, but forgot to press 9 before dialing, and got electronics. All happy, she sings out "HI Grandpa!" and the guy on the other end goes "This is George from elctronics, you need to dial 9 to call out. Tell your grandpa happy father's day for me!" and hangs up. You should have seen the look on my wife's face! I didn't know Asian girls could turn quite that shade of red.
hahaha, yeah just the other day i decided that I would send a dirty message to my bf using voice texting... well I accidentally sent it to my mom. Don't know how that happened. Anyways, the next day she called me asking if there was an emergency because she couldn't understand it very well. So I played it off as if I had no idea what she was talking about.
Oh Sandra!!! How embarrassing! I LOVE IT!
lol! Yes, I think embarrassing is my middle name. I am glad you love it! :D thanks.
Check out this video.
Its called AWKWARD MOMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No video here Sonty514. Put down the join. lol. You forgot to add the link. :D
Loved this hub, Sandra.
I always find it embarrassing to go out in a hurry completely unstyled, only to meet somebody I haven't seen for years. You can just tell by the way they look what they're thinking ...
haha love the site, thanks!
Its really weird when a guy u have liked and u r in asomewhere by urselves, and he just hugs u , and all u can say is............. ok
lol, thanks for the giggle Angel. :)
I like #26. You worded that great.
What a laugh, I had tears in my eyes, though may i add walking into a lamp post and knocking yourself out cold. It happened to me as a teenager and I still cringe. Brilliant hub well done
Ohhh I have had many moments like these lol, great read thanks for the laugh! :)
you are too much sandra..lol
hahaha ..... i may be 13...but ahahah ..... these are funny!
i cant believe you been through them .... tripping ova air... *feels shamefull*
the comments are funny to ahahhaha
i know a girl who went up to my ex boyfriend (While we were still dating) and licked him on the face thinking it was her boyfriend. then she slapped him for tricking her!
I was reading this and it made me laugh because it's really true! Also, my family was shopping at an outdoor mall, and we had a blue van, (this was like 10 years ago) my mom ran into a store and my dad was driving. All of a sudden... this old lady opens the door to my car and gets in and yells "Step on it hunny... I gotta go"! Then she looked over at my dad and said... "oh s**t!" and she ran away!
Olivia
For real? lol
Want to hear about awkward moments? You should read this, it's freakin hilarious!
I'm not sure if the url showed up?
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What about "When is the baby due?" To a woman who isn't pregnant. Witnessed that one twice. Funny hub, I needed a good laugh.
I got one..
when you see a woman with a young child/baby, and you ask, "is that your grandbaby? =)" And she replies, "NO, it's my SON! >:(" oops.
Umm when a guy from work posts on facebook to all come out to a wings place and you get there and when you sit down the person say, "oh you're sitting with us?" and then like 45 minutes of awkwardness ensues because the other two people isn't know you were coming.
Meghan, I felt that! That totally sucks.
The awkward moment when you say goodbye to somebody and you both head off in the same direction.
Bahahahahahah! Matt, yes!
Great hub,very funny, a few of those things have happened to me ... Tomorrow night i will read some more of your hubs it,s getting late ,iam a new hubber ,liked your stories,waiting for your newest one ...thanks
Okay.. so, like a couple weeks ago the most awkward thing happened... so yeah.. i went over to my boyfriends house, and we were watching a movie with his brother as well, in the basement... well, they had both gone upstairs when the movie ended, and were getting drinks. well, being the spontaneous girlfriend that i am.. (;.. i turned the tv off, and turned all the lights out, and wanted to attack my boyfriend with kisses when he returned. Well, im pretty sure you can guess what happened..
Someone comes down the steps... thinking that its my boyfriend, i attack the person with hardcore kisses. i stop after about a minute and realize that my boyfriend wears braces.. the person that i was kissing didnt have braces. my boyfriend comes down the steps after about 20seconds and asks whats going on.. he turns on the light, and his brother is standing right in front of me.. smiling. My face got so red...
But, we all talked it out, and now we just laugh about it(: lol
growing up i was always made to feel bad about what most would say is normal. ive always had a problem feeling normal. after reading your list awkward moments. I feel normal.
watching a sexual scene in a movie with your parents present
funny. loved the laughs.. cant wait to read the next instalment. great list!
When you meet someone for the first time and you ask their name. Then 5 minutes later when you suddenly need to refer to them in, you realise that you've already forgotten it and you draw a blank mid-conversation.
hey that was me who got in the wrong bed her son gave me something to smoke he said it was bud i felt stupid as hell i have no idea how i got in that bed but i did feel violated
HAHAHA brilliant!! luckily most of this stuff hasn'y happened to me... :P
Once I was sitting in the car with a friend while my mom had gone into the store and he was on his ipod and next thing this stranger comes and throws his newspapers in our car and gets in! I was on the verge of hitting the guy or some sort of self defense, but I said "Hello????" Next thing he's apologizing like mad. The car that was his (hopefully) didn't look anything like ours... Musta sucked to be him! hahaha!
Also, getting a hug from my ex. Or having to get really close to her for some recreational after school thing. I used the excuse that I was claustrophobic. lol
If you wanna make a 'fake' awkward moment, walk out the bathroom with water on your hands and shake someone's hand while saying "oh I hate it when you accidentally piss on your hands!"
I'll be checking back on here for more hilariously awkward moments! :)
Thanks for the fun. It was a very enjoyable read. Rated up and funny. And we all can certainly relate to these.
Excellently compiled hub. Rightfully rated funny. It might help me in avoiding awkwardness somewhere sometime.
Nice
Awesome man! Seriously embarrassing and funny.
I would like to share my most embarrassing situation. I went to the dentist for a root canal and he was asking me to open my mouth wider that its capacity as if it's made of rubber. And this all happened in front of his intern who was a bradd-pitt lookalike. He was later asking the doc whether 2 of my teeth were infected. Seriously embarrassing!
Number 9 seems to be my specialty at the moment much to the chagrin of my wife and cat (separate entities I am not married to my cat)
What a terrific hub, and I found this immensely entertaining. Your blog is also cool! Cheers! :D
Holy crap, Now this hub I'll keep for the record books( I bookmarked it). I was blown away by the fact that you been on Hubpages for 3 years, & only have 1 hub, but not only that, it's been read over 100,000 times, you have over 1500 followers. This is no joke, to say the least, now as for your hub writing style, I must say your definitely in tuned with yourself. Wow
This hub is a classic & deserves to have 1,000,000 views. I only say that because its so original it made me realize that this hub thing, doesn't require 1000's of hub submissions.
All it takes is a unique passion for what you believe in through writing form, and for some people this appears to come naturally, I guess. Awesome indeed Voted Up. I gotta Follow you no doubt. Cant wait to see another.
Hi, sandra! GREAT, GREAT hub. Amazing how talented you are. In fact, you could be a writer for most sitcoms as the material they have now is so bland. LOVE your style. Voted up and away. Laughed at your situations, but appreciated YOUR honesty. Keep up the fantastic work. And now, I am HONORED to be a follower. I invite you to check out my hubs and my take on things. Sincerely, Kenneth Avery, from a rural town, Hamilton, in northwest Alabama that resembles Mayberry on the Andy Griffith Show...except without Otis, the town drunk and Barney Fife, the good-hearted, but bumbling deputy.
That awkward moment when your sitting inbetween two people one being someone you really like and someone that really likes you but you dont like them.
I just (as in the past half an hour) had a rather awkward moment... I was leaving my cousin's house and I thought someone called my name. I did the natural thing, I waited to see who it was that called me. My uncle popped out from the kitchen into the corridor to close the entrance door. We had something that can almost be called a staring contest for a couple of (very long and equally awkward) seconds in which we both waited for the other to say something.Obviously, he had nothing to say.Then I realized the awkwardness of the moment and in an attempt to make things better I actually managed to make them worse: I blurted out a rather rude(with no intention of it being so) "What? I was just leaving."
Now I wait in my room for times when this blunder of mine will be forgotten by both my uncle and myself.
This always happens to me. Stomach making farting sounds or growling really loud in the middle of class. Think about it makes me blush. Even when I eat it continues to growl. I could never win.
Lol. funny. what about (im in high school, btw)
for women- when you get your period and have to tell the teacher....
For women- when your in hpe class and someone throws the ball at you in dodgeball and it hits you in the boob and everyone stares at you (including the teacher)
For women (this didnt happen to me, but still)- when your feeling sexy in ur bikinii and your pubes are hangin out.....
Women- when you get your period at the swimming carnival and havo no pads or any clothes!!!!!
lol your nasty girl
The akward moment when your fart smells good.
and dont forget the time when u think u locked ur room and then ur grandmom walks in on u naked messing around with the laptop while ur dad is on the phone line and she comments"cheeeeeeeeeeee"
A few days ago I was sittin in the paasenger seat of my car and i was makin faces at everyone we passed and we stopped at a stop light so i turned to the person next to us in the oher car and pulled my face back to make my nose flat and what i want expecting was that person looked back and made the same face rolled down their window and was making awkward faces and then , thinking my window was down i lean in to stick my head out the window and i bang my head on the window and im sitting their holding my head and making that "ouch MF that F hurt!" while the other person is crying over laughin.
Dont forget when your hanging with your friend and you crak a joke so you both just start laughing super hard until you pee your pants and your wiping iit up with a towel and all of a suden your boyfriend walks in and says "its smells like pee in here"
and then looks at your face then looks doownn ....Ehh.. THAT WAS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
when your 83 year old grandma hands you your thong after it fell out of the laundry basket....
when you and your friend are making dunny faces at each other and someone else sees...
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tjmum 4 years ago
You could have included the toilet that wont flush in someone else's house, especially when you have had a number 2!